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Naruto Uzumaki vs Thor

The Seventh Hokage and the God of Thunder: two loud, stubborn heroes who never give up.

2 min read515 wordsArena: The training fields outside Asgard

Tale of the tape

Naruto UzumakiTale of the tapeThor
NarutoUniverseMarvel
City to planetTierCosmic
Shadow clones by the thousand, Sage Mode and the Nine-Tails’ chakraStrengthMjolnir and the storm itself
Talks too much in the middle of a fightWeaknessCharges in headfirst
3–0Record on Versus4–2

The Arena

Naruto Uzumaki travelled to Asgard through a space-time ninjutsu accident, landed in the middle of a feast, and accidentally ate Thor’s entire plate of boar. Thor looked at the blond ninja with the whiskers on his cheeks, chewing happily, and laughed so loudly the hall shook. “You have eaten my supper, stranger!”

Naruto swallowed. “Oh. Sorry. It was really good!” Thor stood up and hefted Mjolnir. “Then we shall settle it the Asgardian way!” Naruto grinned and cracked his knuckles. “I’ve never fought a god before. Believe it!” The Warriors Three cheered. Somewhere, Loki sighed and reached for popcorn.

They went out to the training fields, and the sky over Asgard darkened with a gathering storm.

Round One

Thor struck first, swinging Mjolnir in a blow that cracked the ground. Naruto dodged and made fifty shadow clones, which swarmed the God of Thunder from every direction. Thor laughed, spun his hammer and blew them all away in a single gust of wind. Naruto, the real one, came out of the smoke with a Rasengan.

It hit Thor in the chest and drove him back across the field. Thor stopped, touched the scorch mark on his armour, and grinned. “You hit like a frost giant!” He called down lightning, and Naruto entered Sage Mode, his eyes turning orange, sensing the bolts before they struck and dodging them all.

They fought across the fields until the grass was gone and the ground was glass.

The Turn

Thor raised Mjolnir to the sky and called down the God Blast, lightning from every realm focused into a single strike. Naruto saw it coming and reached deep inside himself. “Kurama! Now!” A giant golden fox made of chakra rose around him, and the God Blast struck the fox’s raised paws.

The lightning held for one second, two, three. The fox staggered. Then Kurama roared and pushed back, and the God Blast scattered into a thousand bolts across the sky. Thor lowered his hammer, staring at the giant fox with the blond ninja standing on its head.

“By the Allfather,” Thor said. “You have a beast inside you.” Naruto grinned. “He’s my friend.”

The Finish

Naruto combined Sage Mode, Kurama’s chakra and the Six Paths power he had received in the war. Golden chakra blazed around him, black orbs orbiting behind his back. He made a hundred clones in Kurama mode, and each one formed a Planetary Rasengan, spinning spheres orbited by smaller ones.

They hit Thor from every direction at once, and the God of Thunder was driven into the ground so deep the impact was felt in every realm. When the light faded, Thor lay in a crater, Mjolnir beside him, laughing weakly. “Well fought,” he gasped. “Very well fought.”

Naruto dropped out of his mode and helped Thor up. “You’re the strongest guy I’ve fought in a long time,” Naruto said. Thor clapped him on the back so hard he nearly fell over. “And you have earned another plate of boar!” They feasted until dawn, and Naruto ate four more plates. Thor was deeply impressed.

The verdict

Naruto Uzumaki wins

Thor is a god whose God Blast can shake the realms, but Naruto combines Sage Mode, Kurama and Six Paths power, and his clones and Planetary Rasengans overwhelm even the God of Thunder.

  • KuramaThe Nine-Tails’ chakra withstands the God Blast.
  • Shadow clonesA hundred Planetary Rasengans hit from every direction.
  • Sage ModeNaruto senses Thor’s lightning before it strikes.

How the rematch could go differently: A Thor with the Odinforce or Stormbreaker at full power would push Naruto far harder.

Who do you think wins?

Who would win in a fight between Naruto Uzumaki and Thor?

Naruto Uzumaki wins. Thor is a god whose God Blast can shake the realms, but Naruto combines Sage Mode, Kurama and Six Paths power, and his clones and Planetary Rasengans overwhelm even the God of Thunder.

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