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Ippo Makunouchi vs Ivan Drago
The featherweight with a hurricane for a left hook against a heavyweight built in a laboratory.
Tale of the tape
| Hajime no Ippo | Universe | Rocky |
|---|---|---|
| Street level | Tier | Street level |
| The Dempsey Roll and a chin made of stone | Strength | A punch measured at over two thousand pounds of force |
| Too kind, and his opponents know it | Weakness | Was built for one perfect fight plan and struggles when it breaks |
| 1–2 | Record on Versus | 1–1 |
The Arena
Nobody understood why the fight had been made. Ippo Makunouchi was a Japanese featherweight who weighed less than one of Ivan Drago’s legs. Drago was a Soviet heavyweight whose punches had been measured on a machine and found to be off the charts. The promoters called it an exhibition. The crowd in Moscow called it a joke.
Ippo did not think it was a joke. He bowed to Drago politely in the centre of the ring. Drago looked down at him from almost half a metre above and said only, in a voice like a closing vault, “You will fall.” Ippo swallowed hard and raised his gloves into his peek-a-boo guard.
In his corner, Coach Kamogawa leaned on his cane. “Stay inside,” he growled. “If you stand outside his reach, he will kill you.”
Round One
Drago threw a jab like a battering ram, and Ippo slipped under it and stepped inside, the way he had done ten thousand times in training. He drove a liver blow into Drago’s side, then a hook to the ribs, then another. The crowd fell silent. The little boxer was hitting the giant, and the giant was stepping back.
Then Drago caught him with a short uppercut, almost lazily, and Ippo was lifted off his feet and dropped on his back. The count reached seven before he rolled up. His head was ringing. He had been hit by heavyweights in sparring before. Nothing had ever felt like that.
He went back inside anyway. That was the only plan he had, and Ippo had never been the kind of boxer who changed his plan because it hurt.
The Turn
In the fifth round, Ippo began to sway. Left, right, left, right, a figure eight that grew faster and faster until the air whistled around his head. The Dempsey Roll. Drago had studied tapes of every great heavyweight in history. He had never seen anything like this.
Ippo came in rolling, and the punches landed: left hook, right hook, left hook, each one carrying the full weight of his body. Drago’s head snapped sideways. Blood ran from his nose. For the first time in his career, the machine went backwards across the ring, and the Moscow crowd rose to its feet in disbelief.
Drago’s eyes narrowed. He stopped retreating, planted his feet, and waited for the roll to come back to him.
The Finish
He timed it, the way Ippo’s rivals had learned to time it, and met the incoming hook with a straight right hand at the bottom of the roll. Two thousand pounds of force landed on a featherweight’s jaw. Ippo went down like a dropped coat.
He got up. Nobody in the arena could believe it, least of all Drago. He got up at nine and raised his gloves and walked forward again, eyes unfocused, legs shaking. Drago hit him again, carefully this time, almost gently, and Ippo went down again. And rose again.
In the corner, Kamogawa threw in the towel. Ippo protested, crying, and Drago walked across the ring and put one enormous glove on the small man’s shoulder. “You are not a featherweight,” he said quietly. “You are a heavyweight in a small body.” From Ivan Drago, the Moscow crowd agreed, there was no higher compliment.
The verdict
Ivan Drago wins
Ippo’s skill, body work and Dempsey Roll hurt Drago more than anyone expected, but the weight gap is enormous, and one heavyweight counter at the bottom of the roll is more than any featherweight can take.
- SizeDrago outweighs Ippo by more than forty kilograms.
- PowerHis measured punch is among the hardest in boxing fiction.
- TimingDrago finds the Dempsey Roll’s weak point and counters it.
How the rematch could go differently: At featherweight or with a heavyweight Ippo who kept his speed, the Dempsey Roll would have time to finish the job.
Who do you think wins?
Who would win in a fight between Ippo Makunouchi and Ivan Drago?
Ivan Drago wins. Ippo’s skill, body work and Dempsey Roll hurt Drago more than anyone expected, but the weight gap is enormous, and one heavyweight counter at the bottom of the roll is more than any featherweight can take.